lumberlady | Prismatica IC Contact

If you're sure...

[ unfortunately, the double meaning behind "return to bed" is lost on him. It was pretty much the middle of the night the one time they're talking about and it makes sense on its face, though it also makes the whole ordeal sound even more amazingly..... simple?? ]

Can I ask you something?
You've been with humans, right? Human-shaped humans. How does that work?

[Simon... !!]

yes i have.
“how does work” meaning... how work after like now?
or “how does work” like sex question?

[ listen ]

Both, I guess.

[Only out of respect for their very long friendship does she-]

...
sex is like
same as if human and human do!
use hand or mouth or tool...
maybe just position is limited...

but
forgiveness and return to bed with GONTA is same
is not more more good or more bad to have affair depending on species...

[ he's going somewhere with this!

kind of

maybe ]

But is that weird for you? You're not into the human bottom half, right?
I mean, you like other jinba?

[maybe???]

weird?
i do not think is SO weird
i prefer jinba... fit together more good...
is more appeal to i???
like not only top half but bottom half also so handsome...
but
i grow up with humans
no jinba in i 's village
i think at one time, possible if i want marry i have to find human for marry i
this is hard, possible...
but i consider before

so
preferring is jinba but
human is not bad
human lover here is mostly all trying much hard
and much kind
i appreciate
???

[ trying much hard... ]

Okay, so you've had a head start on thinking about this.

The humans appreciate back. I do, anyway.

[look she understands it isn’t as easy as when you’re both the same species... !!

but wait.]

but why is SIMON asking about jinba and human sex?

is

is SIMON trying to ask i to be partner again?

[ !!!!! ]

No!!
That would be totally disrespectful of your relationship
I'm not even human right now. I still have deer legs.
I was just curious.

[ And no, he wasn't trying to ask that, but

you know. he may or may not be hitting the panic button because it's slightly closer to the truth than "I'm so sorry for my terrible transgression" is. ]

Ask me something weird. Then we'll be even.

just curious
i understand...
if
if is emergency... SIMON can call i.
SIMON is good friend.
so i would help.
but just emergency, okay?
okay.

i do not know what is weird question though
i grow up with human most i already know weird human sex thing...

thinking...

is
did SIMON like jinba style mating???
is weird question???

Got it. Life-or-death only.

Okay, when I figured it out it was pretty fun.
And I was really attracted to you.
And I hope that's not weird to say now.

[ they sure are using this word a lot, but it was a 2015 word of choice for fraught conversations like this... ]

Edited 2020-12-06 15:58 (UTC)

life or crystal
or life of much much much not comfortable

well it is relief to hear
i want all partner to enjoy...
to enjoy together.
that way LUNATIA is not making bad thing just
maybe thing that would not happen usual time.

oh attracted... thank you.
i think... if have making love time together
will make feel attraction if is nice time
is not weird to say if
just is saying here

[Gonta might be a forgiving husband, confident that her heart didn't waver no matter what Lunatian situations she got into, but. She'll keep her attractions to text... confessing what happened between her and others was one thing, flaunting was another...

And he can't read as well as she can, so. It's a secret.]

Guess that's true.
Okay, I feel better. I'm just glad we're good.

Being human is still easier, though.

[ maybe purging that (here, secretly) was somewhere he was going with this. ]

i promise
we are GOOD.

but actually SIMON is wrong
being jinba is easier!
(this is joke.
because of course
being natural shape for you
is easier.)

[ okay, her needlessly-clarified joke makes him smile, even though he's ready to complain. ]

You sure? Everything below the waist is out of arm's reach. This really wouldn't have worked out in 2015 Toronto.

I guess your Earth's future will have to look totally different just to accommodate jinba.

[as long as he’s smiling... its hard to tell with text aaaa!]

i think is so...
all future JAPAN world people say is no jinba...
so is nice for imagining what life will be for
great great great great great great great great grandchild but
is only idea
no way for knowing how different will be

You're not from my Earth, since there weren't jinba there either.

And now there isn't anything. So it's for the best.

yes correct i am no from SIMON ‘s world also.
if possible one day would be interesting to meet future world person who know JINBA but
so far no.
only can guess thinking of LUNATIA technology and how i use.

but also
if SIMON try hard maybe SIMON can reach thing
things
JINBA can reach much, spine bone is can stretch well.
JINBA stallion can even reach aching place if try hard...
if... SIMON is still IRIS and think of this when say no can reach

[ he'll neither confirm nor deny this. there are all kinds of things he can't reach... ]

If they try hard?
Didn't you say jinba normally have breeding seasons? How do you even survive?

[look... she thinks she's on to him...]

yes...
if lay on back and prop up top half against tree... or wall...
can just reach

but
more easy to just find partner
is kind of point... of breeding season... anyway...
was impossible for i before because
only jinba in village...
not married
but now is easy...

[ You and your not-undeserved sassy that's-kind-of-the-point ellipses Konoha....

anyway, he can imagine that she's right... about propping yourself up against a wall, that is. That's noted. ]

You probably know this by now, but for humans, doing it yourself is really easy.

Right... with human parents and everything. Puberty must have been the worst.

[LOOK... it's called "breeding season", Simon...]

oh yes i know long time.
i work on lumber yard with all men
is impossible not to know
can reach self easy so
has no experience in patience is i 's guess.

i have to learn much patience
is only jinba in village
first breeding season is so no comfortable
well
all breeding season before marriage is no comfortable but
become accustomed to patience
dip in river.

??
Dip in river?

yes
when breeding season is most strong
stand in river
is cold and become difficult to think of sexy thing.

[and sometimes it maybe involved rubbing up against a rock but she has SOME dignity left she'll just keep that to herself...]

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