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[lumberlady]

[Wait... was he saying it again, or was he starting over?

She doesn't know, but-]

Who's... there?

[sunborne]

[ konoha is the real mvp for putting up with the ten feet tall nonsense that is daylight vis lornlit, budding standup comedian. ]

Okay! One last time! [ he wiggles his winglets, trying to show he means what he's saying. ]

Knock knock!

[ daylight p l e a s e... just... please show mercy on poor konoha. you sacred her already. ]

[lumberlady]

[Eight million myriad of gods???]

Who's there?

[She really doesn't get it but with all this work then surely it's going to be gut bustingly funny, right? Right?{

[sunborne]

[ it seems all eight million myriad of gods are looking down upon konoha with some level of benevolence.

because, thankfully, daylight now goes: ]

Orange! [ he pauses, waiting for her reply.

then he remembers that knock knock jokes are not a thing where she is so- ] Now you ask, 'Orange who?'

[lumberlady]

[It's a good thing he's caught on to the fact that she needs guidance through this, because... she's still waiting for it to make sense, staring up at him like...

Well, exactly like he's a talking robot.]

Orange who?

[sunborne]

[ and here comes the punchline- ]

Orange you glad I didn't say, 'Knock knock?'

[ ...

....

.....

if konoha were to attempt to strangle daylight, there and then, a lot of people would understand her reasons for doing so.

(also... it would be very impressive if she did that at all.) ]

[lumberlady]

[... Orange you glad... I didn't say... knock knock?

She looks at his body, confused, trying to connect why the color "orange" was suddenly involved in this, speechless until...

She finally has to admit...]

I... don't get it... sorry...